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I'm dying SquirtleThere is something people say that hurts so deeply, that makes me want to choke people, makes me want to cry each time it happens.
It's something most people would kill to hear, ironically.
Positive comments about my weight and body.
"You're so thin!"
"I wish I was your size."
"You look great!"
"You're perfectly fine."
"Ugh, I'd kill for your body - I'm so fat."
Oh, god, when they say "I'm so fat" I doubly want to kill them.
What has society devolved into? Perfectly healthy people want to look like me - malnourished, underweight, shadows and lines under my eyes, pale as a ghost, can't lay on the floor or sit in certain chairs because my bones poke the hard surfaces painfully.
Once someone asked me how I got my "perfect tummy."
I was not feeling well that day, so I replied in mocking anger; "Oh, you know. Depression, stress, apathy, starvation - just the usual!"
I didn't receive a reply back for that one.
Once a cousin was going on and on about my "perfect body" and how she was just soo
Hate List Part OneI hate how I don't know which category this goes in.
I hate how I have to do this a certain way without me adding on to whatever I said before "I hate", but here goes anyway.
I hate using the words "yaoi", "yuri", "anime", and "hentai".
I hate people who are not Japanese talking about "yaoi", "yuri", "anime", and "hentai".
I hate when people add any gay picture to their "yaoi" or "yuri" folders.
I hate when people add my bi pride stamps to their "yuri" folders.
I hate when people add Homestuck shit to their "anime" folders.
I hate when people add MY Homestuck stamps to their "anime" folders.
I hate people who hate western animation.
I hate people who hate any kind of animation, regardless where it comes from.
I hate people who think "anime" is not a form of cartooning.
I hate people who hate either "yaoi", "yuri" or hetero shipping irrationally.
I hate people who don't realize that creators take their characters OOC all the time.
I then hate when people don't respect creators who publi
To Violate: The Friend"Remus?"
"What? Oh, you... what is it, r-tard?"
The name didn't phase me now.
"You... You have a girlfriend, right?"
"Yeaaaah..." he said, dreamily.
Remus was five years older than me, but the closest to my age. I guess that was why he was kind of nicer to me than the others. At least, he let me hang around him sometimes.
He always liked it when he got to talk about his girlfriend.
"What about Angie?"
"Oh, nothing... I was just wondering... what's it feel like?"
He turned around from whatever he was doing.
"What's what feel like?"
"You know... what she makes you feel?"
"What, you mean love?"
"Yeah, that. What's that feel like?"
He sat back in his chair, a grin crept across his face.
"Wellllllll..... it's really magical you know. It makes your heart feel like it could expl--"
He stopped, then sat forward again. The grin was gone. He looked at me sharply.
"Why the hell are you asking, huh?" he asked harshly.
"We-well I-I... I was just thinking..."
"Stop thinking. You'll lose what brains
THIS TURTLE IS TOO EPIC TO FIT"Timmy's Christmas Miracle"
by Aru and Dame
Timmy one day was taking a walk in the snow and he was cold and hungry and alone, and he so desperately loved oranges. So desperately that he prayed to the orange god every single morning for the safe and successful shipping of Florida's orange shipments.
Well, anyway, he was walking and thinking of these oranges, and knew what he wanted for Christmas! He wished he could spread the joy of oranges to everyone! So, he went to the supermarket to buy every orange they had in stock and throw them at everyone he saw. But then he realized in horror that he had no money. "THE HORROR!" he screamed, and fell to his knees in sorrow.
Then a magical clerk fairy came to him and asked him what the hell his problem was. He lifted his sobbing head to answer the clerk fairy's question. He explained to her how he lacked the money to bring the joy of oranges to everyone in the world. The clerk fairy thought for a moment, and then answered, "Hm, I think I have ju
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